Cockroach Weatherman Moving To A New Station

Remember our favorite weatherman? 2006 feels like only yesterday. Justin Mosely is moving on. He’s joining a West Palm Beach ABC affiliate station. We pray it has roaches. Just for our sakes. “I will always be thankful to the entire Suncoast community for being so supportive,” Mosely said. “I feel like I found myself here.” And [...]

Boyz II Men Heartthrobs Recruited by Vladimir Putin to Boost Libidos in Russia

Authoritarians show a softer side for Valentine’s Day: President Vladimir Putin’s crusade to raise the country’s birth rate is set to get the support of three powerful voices on its behalf. A baritone and two tenors, that is. The stylish trio of Boyz II Men, the most successful R&B group of all time, is coming to Moscow on Feb. 6. The group will perform a selection of their classic and new romantic ballads, [...]

Senator Ted Cruz to Chuck Hagel: Why Did You Call the US “The World’s Bully”?

In freshman Senator Ted Cruz’s first line of questioning for Chuck Hagel, the nomination to become President Obama’s next Defense Secretary, he asked why Hagel, in an interview with Al Jazeera TV, agreed with a caller that the United States was “the world’s bully.” Hagel denied that he agreed with the caller and Cruz called [...]

Pygmy Elephants are a Real Thing

Unlike the mini-frenzy that occurred after DirectTV’s petite lap giraffe commercial, small “pygmy” elephants are both very real and very cute. They’re native to the island of Borneo, which is owned by the countries of Brunei, Indonesia, and Malaysia. They’re smaller than other Asian elephants, a little chunkier, and have floppier ears and longer tails. [...]

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