Today is Cinco De Mayo (May 5th, to you gringos out there). It’s the time where people get the tequila out that’s been sitting in the liquor cabinet for months to celebrate..well..what are we celebrating?

Wait, this is a day about defeating the French? Why haven’t we been drunk since 6 am? People are having Cinco De Mayo parties all over the country, of course. And the people at Party City have all the supplies you need for commemorating the day:

Costumes

Decorations

Tableware

Drinkware, Serveware

And, of course, who could forget the Cuervo?!

That stash right there will only last about an hour or two, by the way. If you’re aren’t drinking that much, you clearly never learned enough about the French.