A couple in Pennsylvania had a bit of a Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey moment while arguing about who should win American Idol. After a day of drinking the couple headed into the basement for some television entertainment, and that’s when the fight started. Both suspects tell the exact opposite story, one ran upstairs to grab a knife and the other was simply defending themselves. When police arrived the couple was standing on the porch bloody and still fighting. Perhaps Grumpy Cat describes the relationship best: