There are many stories of people exposing themselves publicly and getting arrested. Many are repeat offenders. But Chris Marshall puts an interesting spin on this.
For the fourth time in two years, a Cincinnati man was arrested for masturbating in public, with a teddy bear.
Chris Marshall was cited Wednesday for disorderly conduct after he was caught having sex with the stuffed animal in a public alley, the Smoking Gun reported.
Employees of the Elm Street Health Clinic spotted him and called police, WKRC Cincinnati reported.
Umm, we think that after, say,the second time, he would stop and think about doing this again. But getting caught 4 times bumping uglies with a teddy bear in public. Maybe he should just get a room.
