Author archives: William Sack

Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Knife Because He Farted

It was just established that Florida is crazy. But now the Sunshine State is getting even crazier:
A Florida woman was accused of throwing a knife at her longtime boyfriend – all because he farted in her face. It’s safe to assume that the only possible explanation was that they were watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and he decided to reenact this legendary scene:

Man Loses Life Savings - On Carnival Game

A New Hampshire man is considering a lawsuit – against a carnival. Henry Gribbohm claims he spent his life savings ($2,600) attempting to win an XBox Kinect. Instead, he walks away with a stuffed banana (complete with dreads, of course.) If Mr. Gribbohm can’t get his money back, it’ll probably be Peanut Butter Jelly Time for at least a couple of months.