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Circus Elephant Latest Victim of a Drive-By

At 2:00 a.m. yesterday morning Carol was hanging out with her friends in the arena parking lot in Tupelo, MS, when a gunman drove up and opened fire. Carol was injured but a specialist is being flown in to tend to her. It is unclear whether Carol ever saw her attacker. Now read that paragraph again… only this time, Carol is an elephant. And since the shooting happened in Tupelo, […]

Bottoms Up: 8 Crazy Drinks

Usually people who drink get crazy, but what about the drinks themselves? We’ve included eight weird, but awesome, drinks below. We’ve linked recipes for each, by the way. Go get hammered! Everything But: The drink for conspiracy theorists. Everything but what? Why won’t they tell us? Who created this drink and why? Weep No More: Forget your problems and your name! And who’s driving you home. Killer Koolaid: It’s harmless, […]