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Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Knife Because He Farted

It was just established that Florida is crazy. But now the Sunshine State is getting even crazier:
A Florida woman was accused of throwing a knife at her longtime boyfriend - all because he farted in her face. It’s safe to assume that the only possible explanation was that they were watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and he decided to reenact this legendary scene:

Women Strangles Boyfriend over Macklemore's "Thrift Shop"

A women in Colorado was arrested for choking her boyfriend because he WOULD NOT stop singing Macklemore’s hit Thrift Shop. He might be wearing his granddad’s clothes, but she’s going to be wearing prison orange for a little while. ReactionLOL (1) It’s a Trappp! (0) Bias (0) Losing (0) Fail (0) Winning (0) Aww (0)