A US District Court judge made a case about copyright law and porn more exciting by quoting… Star Trek?

This is one of those baffling stories that just silence all normal people out there (because their brains are imploding). Isn’t it already illegal to “do your business” in public? I know, I know, this is San Francisco. But they actually have to make a special law for this? There is a silver lining for those that cannot hold it though: