San Francisco’s Public Transportation System Cracks Down on Public Defecators with New Law

This is one of those baffling stories that just silence all normal people out there (because their brains are imploding). Isn’t it already illegal to “do your business” in public? Understandably, this is San Francisco. But they actually have to make a special law for this?

Back in January, we warned you that BART would start coming down hard on those miscreants who think it’s okay to pee, poop, and stab people on their way home. Four months should have given you plenty of time to potty train yourself.

Let’s just hope, because today, no more. BART is cutting the cord and officially banning those of you who can’t seem to hold it … together. The transit agency’s new anti-gross law goes into effect today: Assembly Bill 716, which passed last year, allows BART to issue a “prohibition order,” meaning it can (and will) ban anyone who commits a criminal offense on BART property.  - San Francisco Weekly

There is a silver lining for those that cannot hold it though:

However, there is some wiggle room to continue being kinda gross and still ride BART; for smaller infractions such as defacing property or pooping on the escalator, you’ll have to accrue three citations within a period of 90 days before you’re actually banned from the trains, BART says.

So you can poop on the escalators and not be banned outright. Only in San Francisco.

H/T to Yid

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