You might want to check out this list of random laws in the United States to make sure you aren’t breaking any of them.
1. In Florida, it is considered an offense to shower naked.
2. In Oklahoma, people who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
3. In Chico, California, it is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
4. In Los Angeles, California, it is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
5. In Charleston, South Carolina, the Fire Department may blow up your house.
6. In North Dakota, it is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
7. In Alabama, you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
8. In Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
9. In Idaho, a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
10. In Iowa, a man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
12. In Maryland, it’s illegal to take a lion to the movie.
13. In South Carolina, horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
14. In Pennsylvania, dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
15. In Virginia, it is illegal to tickle women.
Although….
As my cousin the lawyer says, "Stupid people do Stupid Things in Stupid ways that injures them Stupidly and motivates Stupid Legislatures to pass Stupid laws."
Now go back and read that list and imagine the imbecile that tried all these acts.
The Florida law about taking a shower naked makes sense if you're using one of those outside showers on the beach.