A quest for birthday sex went horribly wrong earlier last month when Suzanne Wasden’s ex-boyfriend showed up at her place one night.
Wasden, 49, was due to appear in court yesterday morning to respond to charges that she attacked her ex-boyfriend with papayas on the night of March 10. She also apparently mooned him…along with her 16-year-old male neighbor.
Wasden, who was described by the Vero Beach, FL., police department as being “very intoxicated”, went next door to look for some beer from her teenage neighbor. When the teen didn’t fork over the booze, she began yelling at him. The ex-boyfriend attempted to calm her down, but Wasden began to throw papayas at the men.
The neighbor reported that Wasden mooned the men and said, “Kiss my butt.” The poor teenager also added that he saw “everything” and “that was something that none of us wanted to see.”
Unfortunately, police records don’t say whether or not the ex-boyfriend received his “birthday sex” from Wasden after the assault.
Sadly, this is not the weirdest crime brought to court this week. In Philadelphia, 23-year-old Michael Medvec was charged with possession of marijuana after attempting to pay his $8 cab fair with a baggie of pot. The case is scheduled for a status hearing on April 8.
The poor teenager also added that he saw “everything” and “that was something that none of us wanted to see.”
Why is it super-models never moon people?