Talk Nerdy to Me

Most people shy away from math and science because they think  the subjects are too boring or difficult. Most people are wrong, but don’t worry there’s a fix. To cure this all to common negative disposition, one must take a deep breath, embrace their inner nerd, and have a few laughs. Ready to get nerdy?

 How often do I like jokes about Chemistry?



A Neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?”

The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”


Scientific proof that the Funny Bone is not located in ones elbow:



Is your mother traveling at the speed of light?

Because her mass is infinite!


Hey baby, I wish I was your derivative…

so I could lie tangent to your curves.


If pizza has a radius of Z and a depth of A…

that pizza’s radius can be defined as: Pi*Z*Z*A!


The Quadratic Complication:



I Eight Sum Pi…

and it was delicious!


Old Mathematicians don’t die…

they lose their functions!


Admit it, these jokes were totally snort worthy.

Word to your mother, and her infinite mass!



  1. April 12, 2013  5:52 pm by Doug Welch Reply

    “Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource.”
    ― John Green

  2. April 12, 2013  8:00 pm by Brandi Henneman Reply

    That's what she said! Oops, I mean TWSS...

    • April 13, 2013  2:19 am by Doug Welch Reply

      :) LOL

  3. April 12, 2013  8:24 pm by Brandi Henneman Reply

    I check fail on my own post by accident, now that little maneuver was a fail.

    • April 13, 2013  2:20 am by Doug Welch Reply


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