It’s been a hectic Star Wars/Naked Gardening Day for all of us, but it’s been especially stressful for Twitter users who knew they would have to deliver funny, short, droid-compatible messages today. The Empire launched an attack ad against the day, while also showing us how stormtroopers do yoga.
The Force is strong with the following tweets. But remember, a max of 140 midi-chlorians is permissible per tweet.
1. You know something is big when the White House feels the need to tweet about it.
Happy Star Wars Day! flic.kr/p/75XWNy #maythefourthbewithyou (We’re still not building a Death Star: wh.gov/Ptti)
— The White House (@whitehouse) May 4, 2013
2. Because we all know Yoda was Christian right?
#maythefourthbewithyou“There is no fear in love. God’s perfect love drives out fear” (1 John 4:18) twitter.com/OneGirlAfterGo…
— Girl After God (@OneGirlAfterGod) May 4, 2013
3. Filthy Trekkie.
#maythefourthbewithyou as I push you out the window for saying it all day
— Ricky Dillon (@RickyPDillon) May 4, 2013
4. Can you say stupid promotional contest?
Happy Star Wars Day! We want to see your best Chewbacca impression, in a Vine. Tag #chewievine usat.ly/12BR4yT #maythefourthbewithyou
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) May 4, 2013
5. This guy definitely still lives in his mom’s basement.
OH MY GOD IT’S GEORGE LUCAS!!!#MayTheFourthBeWithYou twitter.com/olmec26/status…
— Taylor Martina (@olmec26) May 4, 2013
6. Anyone else suddenly feel like the kid in that Volkswagen commercial?
Happy Star Wars Day, if you want to feel like a Jedi today, wave your hand at an automatic door. #maythefourthbewithyou
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 4, 2013
7. These UW students are rather badgering about drinking beer today.
Need motivation before spring break? Remember that @mifflin2013 is on May 4th! (46 days away) #MayTheFourthBeWithYou twitter.com/UWshoutouts/st…
— UWshoutouts (@UWshoutouts) March 20, 2013
8. Why does this sound vaguely kinky?
Celebrating National Star Wars Day by dressing up as Yoda and making some dude give me a piggy back ride… #maythefourthbewithyou
— Lee Newton (@leenewtonsays) May 4, 2012
9. Leave it to PETA to turn a cool day into an educational movement. Way to ruin the fun, PETA. The party animals don’t thank you.
“Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi’s life.” -Anakin #MayTheFourthBeWithYou yfrog.com/h6y43gxpj
— PETA (@peta) May 4, 2012
10. Most anticlimactic tweet ever.
— Simon Cooper (@InbetweenSimon) May 4, 2012
11. Beer companies jumping on a non-beer related trend? This is typical.
#maythefourthbewithyou twitter.com/Heineken/statu…
— Heineken (@Heineken) May 4, 2012
12. “That’s the profile picture that’s going to get you a girlfriend, you should use it!” said no one. Ever.
Photo: Okay, here’s my May the 4th post. #maythefourthbewithyou #starwars tmblr.co/ZxszzxkFAz2Q
— Tyler Jo Gaines (@afsfoto) May 5, 2013
