In crazy criminal news: Gary Cole, currently serving  25 years in a Colorado prison, is suing Taco Bell,  its parent company Yum Brands, Pepsi and Frito Lay for taking his brilliant idea for the fast food chain’s popular Doritos Locos Taco:

[Cole] said the company stole his idea through the mail when he sent his attorney several product ideas — one being a taco made from Doritos.

Okay. Like it’s a huge stretch to pair the tastiness of tacos with America’s fave munchie snack…

ABC News received a statement from a Taco Bell representative calling Cole’s lawsuit “completely without merit.”