Justin Bieber’s New Song is…Interesting

Justin Bieber isn’t the charming young 15-year-old we first met in 2009. His new song, “Lolly,” makes that quite clear.

With opening lyrics of “She say she love my lolly, she wanna make it pop. She say she love my lolly, she wanna kiss the top,” it’s immediately apparent that Justin Bieber is…definitely above the age of consent.

Oooh! A new Justin Bieber song! OH MY GOSH.

I don’t envy the parents of preteen girls who will now have to creatively explain this song to their daughters without completely ruining their childhoods. This makes Miley Cyrus’s misadventures in growing up look positively G-rated.

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