FAIL: Obama’s Trip To Israel Keeps Getting Worse

First, President Obama’s limo, known as “The Beast,” broke down when it was filled with gasoline instead of diesel. Silly Israelis. But what do you expect from the only Middle Easterns who just don’t “get” oil?

Now, they don’t even want his tree:

The tree brought as a gift to Israel by Obama, and planted earlier on Wednesday, is now said to have been dug up.

The Times of Israel quotes the Israeli news website Ynet saying that the magnolia tree, planted by Obama and Israeli president Shimon Peres, had not undergone the requisite checks.

After all, Israeli security is world-class and makes no exceptions, surprisingly even for President Obama. Also, they don’t want anyone infringing on their record-holding lemons.

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