Take Six: Lohan Back in Rehab

At the very last possible minute before her court-ordered midnight deadline expired, Lindsey Lohan checked into the infamous Betty Ford Center and narrowly avoided re-arrest on Thursday. This totals Lohan’s number of trips to rehabilitation centers at 6.

It’s just Red Bull, I swear!!!

During the course of a typically dramatic day for the former-A-list-celebrity-turned-rehab-regular, Lohan left Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, CA and spent the entire day re-hiring her former attorney and candidate-for-sainthood Shawn Holley. Holley then spent the entire day arranging approval from the court to accept Betty Ford Clinic as Lohan’s new(ish) rehab location.

According to one source “She’s looking forward to rehab. Betty Ford was the best she’s been in a long time. She was happy and healthy there.” This contradicts an employee’s claim that during Lohan’s last stay at Ford she was involved in altercation with staff and had alcohol on her breath.

That was only LISTERINE y’all! Damn!

You know what they say: 6th time’s a charm…?

 

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