Hipster Glasses Banned in Brooklyn School

And hipsters everywhere weep.

Students at the Bobover Yeshiva B’Nei Zion school in Borough Park (only a 30 minute drive from the hipster mecca known as Williamsburg) will have to leave their thick framed glasses at home. The officials at the school have said that the glasses “give the child a very curious look”. They also use the word “immodest” to describe the style of glasses. Now, some of the things Justin Bieber may wear could be considered “immodest”, but certainly not his glasses.

I don’t know if the hipsters would be more upset over this, or if Instagram were to go down around lunchtime.

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