Canada’s comparison of “Social Smoking” to “Social Farting” has some falsehoods, and here they are.

1. No woman in the history of mankind has ever, nor will ever, pick up a guy by farting. No matter how hot she is. (See point #3 for more info)

2. No matter how much you fart it will not give you cancer (this maybe debatable). It is however, a good way to burn some nostrils, make some eyes water, and clear a room.

3. And lastly… women DO NOT fart.

Not ever.

(or poop)
Just sayin’ ladies.